Your mind knows
what’s right.Your desires called a cab.
Reason says get some sleep. Your inner demon is browsing takeout and jobs by the sea. Find out what you want.
i’m pretending.
make it no worse.
No diagnoses here. Sometimes we just put life on mute.
ALL SCALES ARE FICTIONALWhat brings you in today?
Pick a topic. Lie as usual — or answer honestly. We won’t tell.
How fed up are you with life?
A check of your remaining curiosity, patience, and appetite for a change of scene.
Work or slow evaporation?
How much of you remains after calls, deadlines, and “tiny favors.”
What Does Your Inner Demon Want?
A safe introduction to the part that enjoys power, flirting, laziness, and the last bite.
How are you? Honestly.
3 questions: are you tired, or did you open your work inbox again?
Happiness. No prescription.
A little help before the next “urgent”
A serious process. Almost.
Pick your plot twist
Work, people, money or an email asking for “a quick chat”.
Hear both sides
Common sense with a spreadsheet and the part already browsing one-way tickets.
Get your personal file
Six fictional scores and one doable step before everything kicks off again.
You’re a functional adult: you pay bills and occasionally want to tell everything to piss off.
SIGNED: YOUR INNER DEMON