UNPRODUCTIVITY DEPARTMENT

Break room

Your brain called another meeting. Tell the agenda to fuck off. We’re on a break.

PRODUCTIVITY IS DEAD
PAPERWORK CONSUMPTION UNIT

Thought Disposal Bureau

EAT THE MEMO
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ON THE MENU«What if it all goes wrong?»
COFFEE · slows 16 moves

Chew paperwork, not yourself

Steer with arrows or swipes. Edges wrap: eat the notes, avoid your own tail.

Swipe the board. Keyboard: arrows / WASD, Space or P to pause.

NO AUTOPSY REQUIRED

Snake

Notes grow your snake and score. Special items help you survive: choose what to chase. The edges wrap around.

On your phone
Swipe the board in the direction you want. You can turn without lifting your finger.
On your keyboard
Arrows or WASD to steer. Space or P to pause and resume.
Items and tricks
  • Coffee slows you down temporarily. The shredder shortens your tail. A pass saves you from one collision with yourself.
  • Items activate when eaten. They do not add to your note score.

The ? icon pauses the game. Close this, then select Resume. The X leaves full screen; Escape works on a keyboard.